Interior Design:

var user = new NewUser;

// weed out coding geeks
if (this != sense) {
	lostSheep();
}
else {
	readOn();
}


// function: mouse event 
// handler for user mouse click
function readOn() {
	// on mouseClick event, direct user 
	// to web development section
	webDevelopmentSection = user.mouseClickEvent();
}


// function: empty function to 
// handle clueless users
function lostSheep() {
	this = user.mouseClickEvent();
}

Event photos: